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At News International we pride ourselves on setting the news agenda for the right reasons. Today we are leading the news for the wrong ones.
Oh bum, We've been caught out
The reputation of the company we love so much, as well as the press freedoms we value so highly, are all at risk.
We've cocked this one up, big time.
As Chief Executive of the company, I feel a deep sense of responsibility for the people we have hurt and I want to reiterate how sorry I am for what we now know to have taken place.
I don't really care, but everyone now knows what a conniving git I am
I have believed that the right and responsible action has been to lead us through the heat of the crisis. However my desire to remain on the bridge has made me a focal point of the debate.
We sacked all the staff who weren't involved, closed the paper what more do you want?
This is now detracting attention from all our honest endeavours to fix the problems of the past.
You can see me back pedalling and stuffing all the secret files into next doors shredder
Therefore I have given Rupert and James Murdoch my resignation. While it has been a subject of discussion, this time my resignation has been accepted.
I can stop Rupes and Jimbo being hauled in front of the enquiry so I'm no use to them and have been sacked
Rupert's wisdom, kindness and incisive advice has guided me throughout my career and James is an inspirational leader who has shown me great loyalty and friendship.
The pay off is bloody amazing, I can buy Fox News and really hack off (pun intended) that slimy Aussie and his toadying idiotic retarded son. Screw the pair of you, I'm off to beat up my husband
I would like to thank them both for their support
Oh bum, We've been caught out
The reputation of the company we love so much, as well as the press freedoms we value so highly, are all at risk.
We've cocked this one up, big time.
As Chief Executive of the company, I feel a deep sense of responsibility for the people we have hurt and I want to reiterate how sorry I am for what we now know to have taken place.
I don't really care, but everyone now knows what a conniving git I am
I have believed that the right and responsible action has been to lead us through the heat of the crisis. However my desire to remain on the bridge has made me a focal point of the debate.
We sacked all the staff who weren't involved, closed the paper what more do you want?
This is now detracting attention from all our honest endeavours to fix the problems of the past.
You can see me back pedalling and stuffing all the secret files into next doors shredder
Therefore I have given Rupert and James Murdoch my resignation. While it has been a subject of discussion, this time my resignation has been accepted.
I can stop Rupes and Jimbo being hauled in front of the enquiry so I'm no use to them and have been sacked
Rupert's wisdom, kindness and incisive advice has guided me throughout my career and James is an inspirational leader who has shown me great loyalty and friendship.
The pay off is bloody amazing, I can buy Fox News and really hack off (pun intended) that slimy Aussie and his toadying idiotic retarded son. Screw the pair of you, I'm off to beat up my husband
I would like to thank them both for their support
They've shafted me big style and I don't have a leg to stand on
I have worked here for 22 years and I know it to be part of the finest media company in the world.
How much is 22 years redundancy money Mr Lawyer?
News International is full of talented, professional and honourable people. I am proud to have been part of the team and lucky to know so many brilliant journalists and media executives.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!
I leave with the happiest of memories and an abundance of friends.
I have worked here for 22 years and I know it to be part of the finest media company in the world.
How much is 22 years redundancy money Mr Lawyer?
News International is full of talented, professional and honourable people. I am proud to have been part of the team and lucky to know so many brilliant journalists and media executives.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!
I leave with the happiest of memories and an abundance of friends.
BECAUSE I'M RICH! And aggresive and have kept all the sign off papers from Murdoch
As you can imagine recent times have been tough. I now need to concentrate on correcting the distortions and rebutting the allegations about my record as a journalist, an editor and executive.
As you can imagine recent times have been tough. I now need to concentrate on correcting the distortions and rebutting the allegations about my record as a journalist, an editor and executive.
Dear Rupes, if you don't want the evidence going to the law courts, stick the extra money in a brown envelope in the third bin on the right and make sure that The Times has a glowing right up of how fabulous I am. Also do you have Piers Morgan's phone number, i see a CNN exclusive coming up, if the price is right.
My resignation makes it possible for me to have the freedom and the time to give my full cooperation to all the current and future inquiries, the police investigations and the CMS appearance.
Channel 5 have signed me up for "Brookes Behind Bars:My First Week in Chokey."
I am so grateful for all the messages of support. I have nothing but overwhelming respect for you and our millions of readers.
You thick morons, You couldn't even get the right answer to the Daybreak competition question. Go back to watching Jeremy Kyle
My resignation makes it possible for me to have the freedom and the time to give my full cooperation to all the current and future inquiries, the police investigations and the CMS appearance.
Channel 5 have signed me up for "Brookes Behind Bars:My First Week in Chokey."
I am so grateful for all the messages of support. I have nothing but overwhelming respect for you and our millions of readers.
You thick morons, You couldn't even get the right answer to the Daybreak competition question. Go back to watching Jeremy Kyle
I wish every one of you all the best.
I hope you all die painfully of a long battle with cancer, but what's your phone number so I can listen in
Rebekah
Rebekah
the Evil Witch Queen
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